Down in the boiler room, the boiler room.

What did I see there?

Down in the boiler room!

I thought I saw a machine

saying "Hi" to his sweet-pea.

I thought I saw a machine

giving a "squeeze" to his sweet, sweet-pea.

In the boiler room, the boiler room

it was, oh, very steamy.

In the boiler room, in the boiler room

I did not know they had that interface!

In the boiler room I saw it all

I saw them "complete the circuit"!

In the boiler room, in the boiler room

I saw them screw it tight,

with the nut and the bolt so tight.

It was steamy, oh, so steamy

in the boiler room, in the boiler room.

I liked to go there!

before I ran in to the that incident

I liked to go there

and perhaps get "steamy" by myself!

But that day, that day

when I saw that machine

making it.

That day, that day

when that machine made his love

out of wood and twine and love

and "completed the circuit"

in the boiler room.

I did not know

what I was seeing, at first.

I did not know

what to make of the horrible wrenching sounds.

But in the boiler room, in the boiler room

I saw something be born.

A great love had been sworn.

And now they would live happily

in the boiler room, in the boiler room.