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NOTE Title: Cat Lasers

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Cat Lasers

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<00:03.318>Sometimes regular <00:06.452>kitten ninjas aren't enough.

<00:09.848>And then you need some <00:13.113>special, special help.

<00:16.692>Sometimes, <00:19.409>the kitten ninjas <00:21.394>are just cute, cute stuff

<00:25.287>and what you need are <00:27.820>cat lasers!

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<00:30.459>Cats <00:32.784>with <00:33.855>lasers from their eyes!

<00:36.206>Zapping things <00:38.008>near, far, and wide!

<00:41.091>Cats with <00:43.833>lasers on their eyes!

<00:46.237>(That just destroyed all my nightmares!)

<00:48.196>[Dude!] Destroying <00:50.155>all your nightmares!

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<00:53.917>Cats with <00:56.895>lasers from their eyes!

<00:59.638>Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap.

<01:02.354>Far, far, far and wide!

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<01:04.601>Cats <01:06.299>with <01:07.396>lasers from their eyes!

<01:10.452>Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap.

<01:12.555>[Keep singing through the whole night time!]

<01:14.658>Zapping far and wide!

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<01:18.211>Sometimes, there's just <01:22.338>cats with lasers.

<01:24.846>Sometimes, there's also <01:27.171>fish with lasers.

<01:29.574>So many cute, cute animals with lasers

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<01:34.589>nightmares can't stand a chance.

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<01:38.926>Nightmares may think that <01:41.198>they're big and they're burly

<01:43.471>cowering in shadows!

<01:46.998>Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap.

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<01:51.151>There's no shadows here and that monster is gone!

<01:56.872>Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap.

<02:00.686>There's no shadows here! Just friends to sing along!

<02:05.283>Here is a cat (Yeah! <02:07.608>The nightmares don't even know that the mean own has turned nice.)

<02:15.915>{Nice. Exactly.} (They didn't know that.) {Exactly.}

<02:20.069>Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap. All night long.

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<02:24.222>Cats and fishes and <02:26.442>sometimes owls all with lasers!

<02:29.969>They zap all of the bad guys

<02:32.189>Right and left and up and down!

<02:35.141>They zap them <02:36.245>all out of town.

<02:38.642>Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap. <02:40.705>

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<02:43.352>{And that is why no one has bad dreams anymore.} <02:46.557> <02:50.000>

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