Sometimes regular kitten ninjas aren't enough.

And then you need some special, special help.

Sometimes, the kitten ninjas are just cute, cute stuff

and what you need are cat lasers!

Cats with lasers from their eyes!

Zapping things near, far, and wide!

Cats with lasers on their eyes!

(That just destroyed all my nightmares!)

[Dude!] Destroying all your nightmares!

Cats with lasers from their eyes!

Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap.

Far, far, far and wide!

Cats with lasers from their eyes!

Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap.

[Keep singing through the whole night time!]

Zapping far and wide!

Sometimes, there's just cats with lasers.

Sometimes, there's also fish with lasers.

So many cute, cute animals with lasers

nightmares can't stand a chance.

Nightmares may think that they're big and they're burly

cowering in shadows!

Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap.

There's no shadows here and that monster is gone!

Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap.

There's no shadows here! Just friends to sing along!

Here is a cat (Yeah! The nightmares don't even know that the mean own has turned nice.)

{Nice. Exactly.} (They didn't know that.) {Exactly.}

Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap, zap. All night long.

Cats and fishes and sometimes owls all with lasers!

They zap all of the bad guys

Right and left and up and down!

They zap them all out of town.

Zap, zap, zap, zap. Zap.

{And that is why no one has bad dreams anymore.}