I would like to sing this song

and it is not the best that I've had

but it's a song, yes, I guess so.

So this is what I'll give you. Oh!

I think I owe you an apology,

if that's alright.

But you are stuck with this old song.

Just remember, it is a brand new song.

So that makes it a new song

not a stinky old song. So you know.

And knowing it is important

for these things on the T.V. show.

I thought it would be quite, quite nice

if I just sang a little song

but this here song is not too small

it is my great big lovely song.

I would like to sing you a song

and this is what you'll get today

it's not the best song that I've sung

but this is your good gift today.

I thought you might like a good song

about something really swell like

a giant pumperknickle lump

named William Barry Bushel Bell.

But, I did not sing that song, no.

So you're getting this song instead.

I guess it is okay now, at least

it will be before the end.

Now, this here song, it has no end

and that is part of the deal here.

I thought this song it would go on

until I found me a good beer.

But perhaps not a beer, I want.

Perhaps I want some ears today.

To hear my good song and declare

that it is such a lovely song.