\version "2.14.2"

songDedication = \markup {for D.B}

songTitle = "A Crappity Crap-crap Song"

songPoet = "S.W. Black"

songCopyright = "2016 S.W.Black"

tuneArranger = \markup { tune of \italic{ Lo, How a Rose E’er Blooming } }

tuneComposer = "Arranged by Michael Praetorius (1571–1621)"

tuneSource = \markup { from {\italic {Christmas Carols and Hymns for School and Choir}, 1910}}

albumCopyright = \markup {Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 License}

albumTagline = \markup {for \italic {Christmas 2016.}

                    If you can do better, fork it from

                    https://github.com/mrbeany/christmas-2016}

% Fancier Copyright/Tagline messages

\include "../book/album.ily"

global = {

\key g \major

\time 4/4

\tempo 4 = 100

}

sopMusic = \relative c'' {

d2 d4 d | e d d2 | b c | b4 a2 g4 |

g fis g2 | d' d4 d | e d d2 | b c |

b4 a2 g4 | g fis g2 | b4\rest b4 a fis | g e d2 |

b'4\rest d4 d d | e d d2 | b c | b4 a2 g4 | g fis g2 \bar "|."

}

altoMusic = \relative c'' {

b2 b4 g | g g fis2 | e e | d4 d e4.( b8 |

d4) d4 d2 | b'2 b4 g | g g fis2 | e e |

d4 d e4.( b8 | d4) d d2 | s4 g e d | d cis d2 |

s4 fis a g | g g fis2 | e e | g4 e fis2( | d4) d d2 \bar "|."

}

tenorMusic = \relative c' {

d2 d4 b |

c b a2 |

g g |

b4 d c( b~ |

b) a b2 |

d d4 b |

c b a2 |

g g |

b4 d c( b~ |

b) a b2 |

s4 d4 c b |

b a fis8[( g] a4) |

s4 a4 a b |

c b a2 |

gis a |

d4 c b2( |

b4) a b2 \bar "|."

}

bassMusic = \relative c {

g'2 g4 g |

c g d2 |

e c |

g'4 fis e2 |

d2 g |

g g4 g |

c g d2 |

e c |

g'4 fis e2 |

d g, |

d'4\rest g a b |

g a d,8[( e] fis4) |

d4\rest d fis g |

c, g' d2 |

e a, |

b4 c d2 |

d g \bar "|."

}

lyricsA = \lyricmode {

\set stanza = #"1. "

I want to sing a song that~might be a -- bout a big old crap.

I think this song might be a -- bout my big -- gest ev -- er crap.

I had a real big crap.

I think you might not be -- lieve the size of my big -- est crap.

}

lyricsB = \lyricmode {

\set stanza = #"2. "

I think you might not be -- lieve that my crap it was so huge.

I thought it might be big -- ger than my mom's Lab -- ra -- dor Hugh.

My big old crap it~was huge.

I think it was so huge that I might ne -- ver poop a -- gain.

}

lyricsC = \lyricmode {

\set stanza = #"3. "

And, now I don't know how that corn it stayed so well with -- in.

I thought I once heard that corn, you di -- gest it, just leaving skin.

I think that my~poop, it~had skin.

Tru -- ly, why does that corn skin feel so wrong to have with -- in?

}

lyricsD = \lyricmode {

\set stanza = #"4. "

Per -- haps be -- cause I stopped eat -- ing corn when I was only ten.

I de -- cid -- ed corn was no good so I just gave it up.

But why was it still within?

Per -- haps that corn was a time trav' -- ling lit -- tle piece of crap.

}

\bookpart{

\tocItem \songTitle

\header {

    title = \songTitle

    poet = \songPoet

    dedication = \songDedication

    %translator = \songTranslator

    composer = \tuneComposer

    arranger = \tuneArranger

    source = \tuneSource

    copyright = \albumCopyright

    tagline = \albumTagline

}

\score {

    <<

        \new Staff \new Voice = "sopranos" { \global \sopMusic }

        \new Lyrics \lyricsto "sopranos" \lyricsA

        \new Lyrics \lyricsto "sopranos" \lyricsB

        \new Lyrics \lyricsto "sopranos" \lyricsC

        \new Lyrics \lyricsto "sopranos" \lyricsD

    >>

    \layout { }

}

}

\bookpart{

\header {

    title = \songTitle

    poet = \songPoet

}

\score {

    <<

        \new Staff \new Voice = "tune" { \global \repeat unfold 4 \sopMusic }

        \new Lyrics \lyricsto "tune" {

            \lyricsA \lyricsB \lyricsC \lyricsD

        }

    >>

    \midi { }

}

}