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I Have No Shits to Give

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Title: I Have No Shits to Give

Dedication: for K.R.

Tune Of: What Child is This?

Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration: 03:12

Album: Christmas 2016

Composer: 16th Century English Air

Lyricist: S.W. Black

Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Date: 2016

Lyrics

I thought I might give a shit tonight

but I guess the shits are all out of me.

I thought I might give a shit tonight

but I have no more shits to give.

Shit! Shit! I don't have no more.

I've pooped them all upon the floor.

Shit! Shit! I had to clean that up

and now I have no shits to give.

I thought I might crack a smile tonight

as I related that poopy story.

I thought I might crack a smile tonight

but then I remembered the stink.

Shit! Shit! It was all over

that stinky smell, it clung to me.

Shit! Shit! It was all over

and I did not want to smell it.

That stinky stuff it did not just go

where I wanted it to, don't you know?

It just clung to me, all my cleaning stuff,

and I had to wash three or four times.

Shit! Shit! It's so stinky.

And it clings to things, don't you see?

Shit! Shit! It was such a mess.

And I really hate cleaning it up.

I used my gloves but it did not help.

My hands they stunk like nothing else.

I tried to clean it but I don't know

when my hands will ever smell right.

Shit! Shit! I can take no more.

This stink must be sent out the door.

Shit! Shit! I just can't take more.

Please, can you make this smell go away?

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