One two three, I ate my door.

I like them more. My lovely floor.

One two three I ate my s'more.

And then I watched as a bird sang.

How would you like to eat something

really cool, really swell.

I would like to eat something

that had been something before today.

Would you like to eat human flesh?

Real live flesh. Living flesh.

I would like to eat something

that had been someone before today.

And, I would like to eat this fish

perhaps this dish would be my wish

I would like to eat this nice dish

about now would be just fine.

How would you like to eat a stew

or perhaps some glue made of shoes.

How would you like to do this thing?

And should I take my shoes off?

With one two three I'm out the door.

just like that floor that went before.

I would like to eat this here s'more

but I have ran out of chocolate.

I would like to eat some chocolate.

I like to eat lots of it.

It is good for my tummy.

And, I want to eat all the chocolate.

Would you perhaps have some chocolate

for my tummy? I want some more.

Would you perhaps have some good chocolate

to feed my stomach?

I would like to check your cupboards

and your floor, and perhaps your drawers.

I would like to check all these things

for chocolate for my stomach.

My stomach would like chocolate

Yes, chocolate. And I am sure

that you have my sweet chocolate

so I can feed my stomach.

Would you perhaps like to share

your chocolate stew? Or would you

perhaps like to share your chocolate brew

with my lovely stomach?