Have you seen the zombie horde?

It is just a zombie horde

looking for things to devour.

Your flesh, my flesh and the dog.

I want to eat the zombies

because they want to eat me right back,

you see. Mutually eating.

I want to eat the zombies

because they want to eat me.

Mutual eating, you see.

Then we could all be well fed.

I would like to eat that dog.

What is wrong with his old knob?

I thought it was just a dog,

but mutants, they're in the hall.

I thought these were just zombies

but these are not zombies.

They are really mutant beasts.

How can I kill them all?

I thought that these were zombies,

but they are really strange

horrible mutant beasts.

How do I kill them for sure?

I think it might be real fun,

grabbing guns while on the run.

If it's just a video game

it would certainly not be lame.

But, please, don't send me out.

I don't want to die.

I think it is happ'ning now.

If it's just a game, but

I think I saw something strange

in the bushes eating flesh

and making ripping sounds.

Please don't let them eat me, no.

I think it might be real nice

eating flesh and jumping thrice

as high as I ever could.

Mutant powers, Xmen now.

I think I would like super powers

if I just got some of that mutant stuff.

Maybe I would not turn.

I would hope that I could be mostly human,

but if I wasn't, then so what, I guess.

At least I would be real cool.