Please little unicorn

why don't you join us

for some biscuits and tea

as we sit in this field.

Please! We won't hurt you

we just want to play with you,

and look upon your beauty

that pointy sharp held beauty

that lovely little point

of a unicorn's horn.

Please little un icorn

don't you run away!

We don't want to suck your blood

or to stuff our face.

We won't dehorn you

rob you of that singu lar thing,

that wonderful and horn y thing

that glorious sharp poin ty thing

no we will not dehorn you

nevermore!

Please little unicorn

why won't you just join us?

Just briefly and kindly

as we stroll about.

We love your friends here

It is oh, so lovely here.

You protected this vale,

protected forest vale.

It's oh, so lovely

from your magic horn.