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Poop on shoes

I found myself improvising a song about the Republican National Convention.

I needed to cleanse me mind, so this was the next song I improvised.

I improvised it in the car, so while I have a recording, it is crappier than normal. I may rerecord it an post it as a crapcapella (ha-ha!), or I may just leave it as lyrics.

Or who knows... it is something that might appeal to kids. Maybe I'll make sheet music for it at some point...

Lyrics

I like to poop on shoes.

But not my shoes,

that would be gross.

I like to poop on shoes.

Lovely little shoes

with little poop flowers for toes.

When you poop upon a shoe

do you poop and run?

When you poop upon a shoe

do you sit and linger?

When you poop upon a shoe

do you know just one,

one thing about the owner

that you've pooped on?

I like to poop on shoes.

How about you?

Would you like a little doo-doo?

I like to poop on shoes.

Now that I'm done,

I will wipe my butt.

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