Goodness knows I don't think I can

keep drinking this swill tonight.

Halloween so long and festive

please bring me some fun tonight.

Do you think the wombat over there

is real or just a gag.

Or maybe the gag's on me and

I should find a myself bag.

Like a wombat, I'm a loner

but I don't choose to eat grass.

I am not a good digger.

A wombat could beat me, and fast.

Wombats kind of look like little teddy bears.

They're not that bad.

Some bears have gone on benders.

Found drinking beers and smashing pads.

Am I going to be a drunken

bear or quiet wombat?

Will my party animal flourish

or will I take a nap?

If I take a nap I could dream

I was a golden wombat.

If dreamed I was a female

my pouch would point to the aft.

Maybe instead of a nap I should

read a book, nice and fun.

It could be something festive

or perhaps I should say I'm done.