I want to sing a Christmas song

and not to make it very long.

Christmas Pickles are what I want.

I would even share with my aunt.

But would the Christmas Pickle be

a cuke or would it be instead be

something slimy from dark ground grew

like bottle cabbage good for you.

But Christmas pickle, could it be

as sweet as honey or cherries.

Delightful little Christmas treat

would look good under your tall tree.