The demons hunting you are just

little kids and you must know that.

The real concern is cosmic dust

turning you to dust that goes splat.

I hope that you like to drink lots

of goo 'cause that's the theme tonight.

I wanted some pickle themed shots

but that just can't always be right.

And when you go candy hunting

I hope that you really do not

end up blotto, fit for grunting,

unable to make a whole thought.

I really hope that in your case

you like to sing with the pumpkins.

The pumpkins will not eat your face.

They are singing with the munchkins.

I hope you are safe and the creche

does not open bursting forth the

wee vampires that are eating flesh.

If you can, I hope that you flee.

I hope that Halloween treats you

kindly and you stay safe tonight

I hope that goblins do not poo

or if they do that you might smite.