:Title: A Tribe of Boy Piggies |NSFW|

:Ordinal: 15

:Post Date: 2015-02-06 @ 05:21am

:Tags: filk filk-hymn fandom

(Maybe we'll come upon a planet where there is)

A tribe of boy piggies armed with

family wood, soft and smooth.

I always love some good gay porn.

Impaled on grand father sword

and then the piggies will squeal.

There is nothing quite so uncouth.

"Wash my eyeballs!" you will mourn.

Piggies will squeal.

The tribe of boy piggies come with

bacon flavored balls in hand.

But then I'm only here to watch.

Without protection or lube

and bang the piggies will moan.

You'll grab a tool, and join the band.

Safe inside, I'll fix the latch.

Piggies will moan.

A tribe of boy piggies raised on

only each other's firm grasp.

Maybe then I should better ask

"have you ever seen a vag?"

and then the piggies will squeal.

The mention will cause gape and gasp.

"Can you show us?" they will cadge.

Piggies will squeal.

The tribe of boy piggies come with

all that is good from their lands.

And I am here to make a deal.

You will bring the tools of the trade.

lifelike plastic, all will moan.

Our vag is not for grubby hands.

"Take the planet for a steal."

piggies will moan.

(Or maybe there will be lady piggies, too.)