Quote database

alex11

• you can't spell node.js without 'no'

allbombson

• android gets more soy every update

Amiga600/TechNet

• if the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now

Anhydrous

• You just don't understand how hard it is to pitch alternative OSes to corporate shitsuckes, even when faced with raw tangible evidence they don't want to hear it.

Aoi Koizumi

• Don't call any project with "Open" in its name if it's proprietary
• Sysadmins who use Windows are not sysadmins
• Using Windows for development or server usage is really a joke
• Based and posixpilled
• Matrix is the systemd of the instant messengers, as it tries to do everything at once, and fail at that
• School made me realize that technology sucks
• If you do cryptocurrency, you are either the scammer or the scammed
• PPoE - Pineapple Pizza over Ethernet
• My website is literally a manual page
• Rust gets more soy with every thing their devs do
• We need $FUMO currency
• Stop using Gentoo, or rather, if you're gonna use it, please don't.
• Python is literally the antichrist
• JS stands for "Just Sucks"
• plan9: where 'git/clone' makes more sense than 'git clone'
• Anyone who patches dwm to the extreme should consider using i3 instead, you fucks
• Rust will always look like Mozilla's honeypot to me. Checkmate fanatics
• JavaScript has a lot of promises it can't even fullfill (pun intended)
• A community doesn't exist if it's located on Discord
• If there isn't fun on something, then why bother doing it?
• The worst thing about rust programmers is that they claim themselves to be functional programming fans. They don't even know what functional programming is, to begin with, like, what the hell is wrong WITH THESE PEOPLE?

Baobab

• C# is what happens to a kid who learns Java then looks at C and thinks "I can fix this"
• Rust is write once, commit suicide
• I'm not using Matrix because a lot of people use Matrix.
• Boost: when C++ couldn't be any worse
• Mutter is what gives Wayland a bad name
• html isn't hard and doesn't make you smart

ben

• wherever you go, there you are

benk

• zen and the art of man page authoring

brother@kawen.space/Pleroma

• One day you'll wish you had time to waste. Spend it wisely, don't let it tick by.

caskd

• Can't spell coom without C
• She sometimes screams at me (-Weverything), she sometimes fails, she sometimes calls her friends over (linker, build system), but she does the best to make sure we go along and I do the best so that our children can grow healthy and good (software)
• remember that people who call you a facist and say ur not diverse enough are the ones that aren't diverse

chunk

• cookies?

cool

• humankind always seems to be led by the biggest psychopaths while people dont manage to organize a fight against their oppressors. they rather believe a cool story that their oppressors tell them. at the end people love to die for their oppressors, humuliate themselves and to serve the oppressors. people hate freedom because they fear responsibility. the human is still a stupid monkey with the difference that he can use tools better.

Czar of Kallist

• Lemmy users are lemmings?

Daksh P. Jain

• If it works, don't touch it
• It works on my PC
• That's going straight into my code

deavmi

• My brain is big but I still failed Applied 144 for the second time
• It is not only enough to not be node.js but we must be actively anti node.js

Diego

• The normie will follow what it is hot
• X11 is nowhere near vaporware

digdeeper

• It's easy to find something that everyone hates, much harder something that everyone likes

Distaza

• Accidental mobile messages, brought to you by Touch UI
• If a programming language cannot be abstracted out of its toolchain, it sucks
• Honestly I'm just sick of being sick
• Just like all operating system suck, all governments suck. Governments are just operating systems for people.
• Retro is completely alien to modern systems
• Linux Mint: Let's preserve GNOME2 by porting it to GTK3! :D
• your issue with rust != your argument for rust < our issue with rust (thicc)

ELDRITCHDATA

• If you were to fail, do not sustain a mode of success to minimize the failure. But fail so spetacularly that your action will be a lesson for all of mankind tonever repeat. For that is the only true success in failure.
• Listen here you little shit, what you are referring to GNU or what I have been coming to call it Great New Utils have over 1000 confirmed uses per utility. I have been serving for GNU for 16 years, if I ever see you again you are fuckin Libre kiddo.

EpicKitty

• Sometimes, I wish I could switch places with the person in the mirror.

Froglet@shitposter.club/Pleroma

• if you don't try you can't fail

jan6

• browsers shouldn't be application platforms, but...welll..BROWSING TOOLS

jeff

• C# is write once, crash everywhere
• rust, because you can deboost boosted c++ but you cant make rust not a turdpile. (re: shokara: i wonder whats worse, boosted c++ or rust?)
• anyone referring to software firewalls as a killswitch must be publicly shamed and ridiculed from here on out
• it is like calling the shutdown menu in windows an emergency power toggle, like fuck off.

Jessica@ferem.fedi.live/Pleroma

• People who can still be friends with you and not agree with everything you say is a great friend

Jobe/ENet

• emacs: an operating system built around a text editor

KAX17

• will trade gmail account for riseup invite

kumquat

• laws aren't made to help people, they're made to help those with power to keep it

Le Jester

• For every Python one-liner there's 1000 lines of C code
• The best phone to own is the one that doesn't exist

Leonie

• It's kind of amazing how you could compille some software that was written 20 years ago and still use it on Linux like nothing ever happened

Meko

• Praise NaiJi

metheperson

• screen is lazyman's init system
• soydevs should be forced to use old Pentium 4 system with 256mb or RAM and Netsurf for a browser

MinceR/ENet/TechNet

• WYSIWTF

moparisthebest

• "firewall" is one of those words like "vpn" that some people have vastly different meanings for them

nosleep@neckbeard.xyz/Pleroma

• i may be but at least i'm not

ocean@raru.re/Mastodon

• Being "proud of your country" is crazy stupid. It's not like you chose to be born there lol

Prestige/irc-nERDs

• wysipb (probably broken)

qorg11

• Java is write once, run away.
• Should CA exist on 2k20?
• JS programmers shouldn't be called programmer as a sign of respect to other programmers.
• TypeScript is to JavaScript what C++ is to C which is what Lung Cancer is to Lung

realcaseyrollins@counter.fedi.live/Pleroma

• If you never fail you never succeed

rvk

• If I actually gave a shit enough to login to my microshaft shithub account I would def just paste Stallman's interjection copypasta there

shiorid

• texinfo is awsome, the manuals are all shit

shokara

• mom, glenda ate our pet penguin
• A Certain Cloud-Based Swap File
• free software isn't free because it doesn't give you the freedom to reject freedom
• people hate programming (PHP)
• WYGIWYM: What You Get Is What You Made
• windows was intended for nothing, so you will always bear the consequences for trying to use it for something.

skiqqy

• C makes me coom
• Just read the man pages bro
• Man I coom for posix, this shit is so sexy
• Vim or gtfo
• What's the point of having a wife if she can't submit bug fixes ffs

Skywave

• neither linux or GNU are operating systems, what they are is clusterfucks

Squeaky Latex Folf

• Pretty Horrible Programming

Stella

• My main issue currently is some issues I shouldn't be having
• It's no measure of good health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society
• Chromium's web standards did revolutionize the web by sending it spilaring to its death
• If there's even a sliver of hope I have in this, it will mean that the darknet will become the norm. Rather than some fringe thing privacy advocates and people with threat models higher than their net worth use.
• you wear a mask because you believe a dental mask protects you against a pandemic, I wear a mask because it screws over mass surveillance AI, we aren't the same
• systemd is the NTFS of init systems. it works 95% of the time, but when that thing breaks. it breaks hard, often taking the whole OS with it

sushi-chan/Rizon

• Why do spiders love Internet so much? Because they can browse on the WEB
• Once upon a time, a dumb/mute person tells a deaf person: "Pssst! look= there's a blind man spying on us!"
• I went to the living room and saw outisde the window it was raining and the sky was cloudy. Then I went to my room and it was sunny outside the window o_O
• I was sleeping, and when I woke up, I got 8 arms, like if they grown during the night
• I cut my finger with a knife accidentally, and when I woke up this morning, it grew back
• but there's WEIRDER thing happening to me these days: some of my organs don't grow on the place they are supposed to grow on. Like my teeth, instead of being located on my mouth, I saw 2 teeth growing on my FEET!!!!!! and I got a nail growing inside my ear
• Who ever tried to google a googling google page with googled googles ?
• Ok who puts cocaine inside my coffee cup (jan6: maybe you put coffee into their cocaine cup instead? sushi-chan: scream)
• What does happen if something happens ? does it happen before it happens or when it happens happening ?
• Three retards in a desert. One of them says we have to find water to survive! the other one says we have to find a fan so we can get refreshed!! the 3rd one comes back with a car window. The two other guys ask him wtf are you doing with that ? He replies: "When we will feel too hot by the desert weather, we can open the window"

thefunkyspaw

• The world makes a lot more sense when you realize most people want to slack off

Tom

• ICANN is worse than a hobbyist editing a text file.
• You shouldn't force someone to use a specific editor to contribute to a project.
• A lot of people, I don't know if it's right to say most or not, but a lot of people just never grow up. They never sit down and learn how to do things themselves. They can't use machines of any kind, not just computers.

wbsurfer

• [redacted]'s [redacted] and [redacted], formerly [redacted]
• I talked to an economist the other day, he was very worried about the value of money going down. I said I think you're inflating the situation.
• People say I'm a contrarian. They're wrong.
• I once worked in the back of a cinema. I told the guy I worked with, "this film is clearly about how the director is deeply unsatisfied with his vocation". Guy told me to stop projecting.

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