Bad Caesar Jokes

Beware the IDEs of March

Presumably because the IDE forever beachballs or (in these glorious future days) pegs a few CPU cores to 100% for no discernible reason. Another (if perhaps outdated) angle here is "I use SCSI, not IDE". This might have been better to use back in the early 2000s, or never?

Beware the slides of March

This version has merit possibly as a schoolyard skit where the Caesar ignores the advice, takes the slide, and is stabbed to death by his peers at the bottom. Et tu, Brute?

Oh wait it's May already. Maybe next year…