=> 👽 martin

A few of my favourite protocol jokes, part 2.

If you want to hear my ICMP joke, ping me.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ethernet LAN with CSMA/CD.

Ethernet LAN with CSMA/CD who?

I'll tell you at a random point in the future.

I had a bunch of HTTP 301 jokes but I've not been able to find them for a long time.

There's a funny story about RFC1918, but it's a bit of an insider joke.

The hardest kind of joke to tell is an NTP joke – it's all about timing.

Want to hear a SYN flood joke?

Want to hear a SYN flood joke?

Want to hear a SYN flood joke?

Okay, FIN. I couldn't come up with a good DNS joke though, so whois going to give us one?

2 years ago · 👍 ruby_witch, jsreed5, gyaradong, schrockwell, totroptof, lykso, arubes, prk, ew0k, ivanodin

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=> 👽 ivanodin

Pull my Finger! · 2 years ago

=> 👽 ew0k

I would tell you a UDP joke but I’m not sure you’d get it · 2 years ago

=> 👽 ruby_witch

If you can't come up with a good DNS joke yourself, maybe you should look one up! :) · 2 years ago