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text/gemini # Diary of an Unemployed Citizen 001 ### 202411260417Z As I continue my tenure as an unemployed citizen, yet another temporary assignment finds its way across my bureau: a Seasoned Support Driver for the United Parcel Service. Though boasting the centurion UPS logo, I, personally, would not be allowed to drive a Brown Truck, don a Brown Uniform, or see a single ~~Brown~~ Union Cent.[^1] Instead, in return for proving my ownership of a state driver's license, a vehicle in working condition, and a measurable pulse, I was soon to be allowed to help my Brown Friend with their Holiday Shopping for $23 an hour before state and federal taxes. After hurrying up to wait for about two weeks, I am told Orientation is to be in the AM. Eleven hundred hours sharp. What this endeavour entails is beyond me, but I foresee a learning opportunity wrapped neatly in an adventure. I pray I recall these optimistic sentiments in the coming days. --- [^1]: The numerous agreements, fought endlessly by the Teamsters Unions as of 2023 can be found [here](tab:https://teamster.org/ups-agreements-2023-2028/).

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