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Written by Yakyu Night Owl on 2025-02-02 at 15:45

Said it before, and the opportunity has only become more tempting under the current aviation chaos.

Teach the children about model rocketry. Let them know they can shape the future by culling private jets from that big meadow.

Stuff the parachute section with shredded aluminum foil, and when it reaches a calculated altitude, it pops out a little cloud of chaff.

Turbine engines do not like to injest chaff. Aluminum foil is bad news. They don't like geese innards much either. Hat tip to Sully.

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Written by Official Kakistocracy Jester 🪓 on 2025-02-02 at 15:52

@YakyuNightOwl I have looked at the wide open, easily accessible fields that lie at the approaches to most airports, watched the private jets come and go, and had this same thought.

Want real change? Start regularly dropping private jets out of the sky.

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Written by Yakyu Night Owl on 2025-02-02 at 15:55

@OGjester Right?

The same little kids who couldn't be prosecuted for their activities as drug mules in major cities are certainly not going to be prosecuted as adults for disabling a jet.

Not saying. Just saying.

The point is to teach them about science. They will learn about science.

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Written by Official Kakistocracy Jester 🪓 on 2025-02-02 at 15:59

@YakyuNightOwl do it for the science! 💯🤣

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Written by Yakyu Night Owl on 2025-02-02 at 16:09

@OGjester A class of 36 kids, even if they all have to share, should be able to launch a dozen at a time. A decent little puff of chaff.

It will teach the students research, patience, teamwork, and other valuable life lessons while doing their part to rescue the planet.

Science!

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