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Written by Jason Gorman on 2025-01-29 at 15:06

If the tech industry had worked this way 130 years ago, bread would have radios in it.

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Written by Jeff Miller (orange hatband) on 2025-01-29 at 15:10

@jasongorman I guess bread wrappers have transponders sometimes, you know, for inventory.

Maybe bread would have embedded tracer molecules and toasters would need legitimate bread.

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Written by datarama on 2025-01-29 at 15:37

@jasongorman Radium, at least.

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Written by Brian Marick on 2025-01-29 at 16:09

@datarama @jasongorman Yeah, I was thinking painting bread with radium so that you could find it for a midnight snack without having to manually turn the overhead lights on.

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