Putin dies and goes to hell. After a while, he's given a day off for good behavior.
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-Kyiv?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, he drinks and asks:
-Thanks. How much do I owe you?
-5 euros.
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@kaia 5€ for a drink in moscow? hell is on earth
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@grillchen not all commissars got shot :aurashrug:
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