Tesco should immediately outsource their grocery delivery service to drug dealers. No-one would ever tolerate a 3 day delay in getting £150 of heroin delivered.
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@brucelawson I don't like the way they handle complaints.
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@brucelawson I've said this for ages. If I where to start a international delivery company I would hire khat smugglers; that stuff need to be fresh and one need a massive amount to even get a buzz. Those smuggling that know how to mive large volumes accross borders fast.
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