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Written by spaf on 2025-01-25 at 14:20

Tonight is Burns Night!

Given current events, is it okay to skip the neeps and haggis and simply drink a lot of single malt?

(If so, I'll start celebrating Burns Night several nights a week.)

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Written by Russell Davis on 2025-01-25 at 14:53

@spaf The current conversion factor is 1 glass of single malt to 2 spoons of neeps and 8 glasses of single malt to each portion of haggis.

you normally have 3 or 4 servings of haggis don't you?

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Written by spaf on 2025-01-25 at 15:53

@ukscone That much haggis OR scotch might do me in.

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Written by Russell Davis on 2025-01-25 at 15:58

@spaf I thought that the single malt would act as a preservative so that they can Bentham you and place you in pride of place on the Purdue campus on your demise

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Written by spaf on 2025-01-25 at 17:07

@ukscone In my case, they would probably place my corpse in the water treatment plant.

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