Ancestors

Toot

Written by Jasmine running on 2025-01-25 at 09:33

Cat girl:

“No! I'm not a cop! I swear I'm anarchist uwu! Acab!!!”

Platypus girl:

“Well good, that settles it.”

Crab girl:

“Hmmm…”

Pufferfish girl steps behind cat girl and pokes her in the CAT6 jack.

Cat girl freezes, plays the Windows shutdown sound and falls to the ground, revealing three extra arms.

Everyone:

“GASP”

Platypus girl (sheepishly):

“Oh no I am so shocked,,,,, :akko_derp:”

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Descendants

Written by Jasmine running on 2025-01-25 at 10:06

The screen goes black for a second before the closing credits starts rolling.

Baritone narrator (gravely):

“Oh no uwu! Next time, on Distros: Is cat girl actually OCTOCAT or is this yet another gruesome plot of tuxedo man's? The sisters are in disarray, but just as gecko girl starts getting to the bottom of it, bunny girl returns from outer space with yet another shocking revelation! Don't go pee or you might miss the next episode of Distros, coming right up as soon as I stop talking, meow.”

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Written by Rach(el) Against The Machine on 2025-01-25 at 09:36

@jasmine I fully support your dadaist lesbian posting arc

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Written by Eve, Back from Vulcan on 2025-01-25 at 10:40

@jasmine Shit I'd watch it

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Written by Jasmine running on 2025-01-25 at 10:52

@EveOfTheFuture same uwu

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