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Written by Ellie (batteries not included) on 2025-01-24 at 08:03

bought the heinz "sriracha sauce" on a whim because it had a vegan label and I was curious.

I encourage everyone to do the same, because it's an experience that will cure you of yammerings over 'messy' srirache bottles forever.

not even one third is used up and the bottle designed for thin ketchup is already farting at me, it's hilariously bad

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Written by Ellie (batteries not included) on 2025-01-24 at 08:04

"why do these bottles always spill over at the top"

BECAUSE THEY ARE TECHNICAL MARVELS CAPABLE OF UPLIFTING EVEN THE THICKEST OF SAUCES

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