Ancestors

Written by Tofu Golem on 2025-01-15 at 20:18

Destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick is a wholesome and endearing activity.

Dear South Koreans,

Never stop being awesome.

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Written by Weird Socks on 2025-01-15 at 21:50

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Should it be considered that destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick might be considered cultural appropriation?

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Written by monstrous vermin on 2025-01-23 at 21:39

@ohmu @tofugolem no, destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick is a universal human constant, small children across the world discover the joys of destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick on their own all the time, but in some cultures it is suppressed and people only destroy Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick in private or even secretly, though everybody knows everybody else is destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick

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Descendants

Written by monstrous vermin on 2025-01-23 at 21:46

@ohmu @tofugolem destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick is a value preached by all wise men from all cultures from all time

since time immemorial mankind has destroyed Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick, and only the modern alienating forces that wish to destroy the traditional familial and churchly roles of the destroyer of Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick in partnership with his destroyer of Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick wishes to erase that tradition and storied history that destroys Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick to unify us and give our lives true meaning

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Written by Weird Socks on 2025-01-23 at 22:00

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I agree with each instance you mentioned of destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick (my mobile now autocompletes this phrase 😉). I want to add and augment that destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick, in particular, is independent of gender. Examples of gender queer people as well as cis women and men destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick were found in archeological sites in the Indus Valley among other locations.

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