Ancestors

Written by mhoye on 2025-01-21 at 22:16

Somebody's been keeping track of what Microsoft renames things to, and it's a wild ride.

https://m365maps.com/renames.htm

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Toot

Written by mhoye on 2025-01-21 at 22:27

At Google you get promoted because you shipped something, not because anyone uses it. Apparently at Microsoft you get promoted because you renamed something, not because anyone knows it exists?

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Descendants

Written by mhoye on 2025-01-21 at 23:25

"Copilot Copilot for Copilot 365" to be renamed "Copilot 365 For Copilot Copilot Copilot"

"Copilot 365 For Copilot Copilot Copilot" to be renamed "Please Buy Copilot Just Buy Copilot Please"

"Please Buy Copilot Just Buy Copilot Please" to be renamed "Buy Copilot Or We Are Going To Shoot Excel In The Fucking Neck On Stage I Swear To God We'll Do It"

"Buy Copilot Or We Are Going To Shoot Excel In The Fucking Neck On Stage I Swear To God We'll Do It" to be renamed "Powerpoint"

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Written by davidvedvick on 2025-01-21 at 22:33

@mhoye only back to 2019! It's like they don't even know about SharePoint!

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Written by mhoye on 2025-01-21 at 22:35

@davidvedvick I can understand wanting to not remember SharePoint though.

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Written by davidvedvick on 2025-01-21 at 22:36

@mhoye don't wipe off the 365 paint then...

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Written by Andrew C on 2025-01-21 at 23:27

@mhoye shame I can't stop reading it as Coprolit, really

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Written by Kevin Boyd (he/him) 🇨🇦 on 2025-01-21 at 23:30

@mhoye thank you for reminding me to turn off copilot copilot on my copilot account.

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Written by Greg Wilson on 2025-01-21 at 23:38

@mhoye are… are you OK, boo?

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Written by mhoye on 2025-01-22 at 00:46

@gvwilson never better.

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Written by Stewart Russell on 2025-01-22 at 02:36

@mhoye I'd rather have Andreas Lubitz as copilot

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Written by Opus on 2025-01-26 at 14:42

@mhoye

😂🤣😂🤣🤣

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