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Written by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml on 2025-01-21 at 17:45

CommieDB

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Written by eldavi@lemmy.ml on 2025-01-21 at 17:53

LIES!!! ALL LIES!!! everyone know that postgres is the TRUE revolutionary sql! lol

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Written by wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 2025-01-21 at 18:04

I think Postgres could win the MisSql pageant

Snowflake and DuckDB would be up there doing 10 different talents, then Postgres would just stand there and say “uh huh, I do that too” to thunderous applause!

SQLite would win the swimsuit competition but then struggle with concurrent writes during talent show and get disqualified. The judges would always get its name wrong.

Big query would get caught copying Snowflake and bribing the judges. Presto/Trino would require a full team to get dressed for the costume contest and miss the event.

MySQL wouldn’t win any single event, but would get high scores all around for unknown reasons.

MongoDB would be at the front desk trying to convince the judges to let it enter, and while doing that would accidentally drop a suitcase filled with business and government secrets.

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Written by davel@lemmy.ml on 2025-01-21 at 18:06

MySQL wouldn’t win any single event, but would get high scores all around for unknown reasons.

Oracle’s PR machine & dark money.

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Written by eldavi@lemmy.ml on 2025-01-21 at 18:07

and db2 wouldn’t even be invited to compete. lol

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Written by qaz on 2025-01-21 at 19:50

MySQL wouldn’t win any single event, but would get high scores all around for unknown reasons.

There are a lot of companies running XAMP / LAMP stacks, for some reason.

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Written by xmunk@sh.itjust.works on 2025-01-21 at 20:22

Let’s not lie to ourselves now. The winner would probably be a SQLite flat file serialized into a postgres text column.

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Written by 👍Maximum Derek👍 on 2025-01-21 at 18:01

The world runs on sqlite

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Written by Rom [he/him] on 2025-01-21 at 18:12

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Written by data1701d (He/Him) on 2025-01-21 at 18:48

MariaDB for the win!

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Written by Sleepless One on 2025-01-21 at 18:48

Isn’t OurSQL just MariaDB?

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Written by Nomecks on 2025-01-21 at 19:37

No, that belongs to Maria

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Written by deathmetal27@lemmy.world on 2025-01-22 at 08:28

Well, MariaDb is a publicly traded company. So it’s “Our SQL” only if you buy stocks in them.

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Written by BmeBenji@lemm.ee on 2025-01-21 at 19:07

I know it’s a meme, but if you didn’t know already MySQL was named after the creator’s daughter My

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Written by qaz on 2025-01-21 at 19:48

And MariaDB was named after his second daughter right?

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Written by breakcore@discuss.tchncs.de on 2025-01-21 at 20:48

Yes, and another projektrojekt MaxDB, is named after his son Max.

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Written by Midnitte@beehaw.org on 2025-01-21 at 23:47

And MariaDB is named after his other daughter 😉

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Written by Mwa@lemm.ee on 2025-01-21 at 19:15

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Written by jollyrogue@lemmy.ml on 2025-01-21 at 20:20

This would be great news if it would happen, and especially if it brings back allowing the engine to be embedded.

Postgres is better, but embedded Postgres isn’t something that’s going to happen.

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