[#]ConversationsWithMyBizPartner
Scene: The Houston area is bracing for freezing weather event expected to last four to five days.
TheRookie: Did you cover all your plants yet?
BizPartner: Nah. I think we'll be okay. Besides I think my plants will be alright.
The Rookie: It's going to get really cold with freezing rain though. They said we might even get snow!
BizPartner: Pssshh... snow. We're not gonna get snow.
Me: ...
TheRookie: ...
BizPartner: Watch. Just because I said that now I'll get 10 inches.
Me: *immediately after he says "inches"
Bow chicka bwow bwow!
BizPartner: What the hellll?
TheRookie: π€£ π€£ You need Jesus!
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@WrenArcher πͺ This is your Trumpy BP, right? He'd be lucky to get ten inches. π
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@ColesStreetPothole
Well he's Canadian so technically not a Trumpster but he's kind of a dick like most of them so he fits the profile. π
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@WrenArcher Oof I know the type. My sister is a Canadian, living in Ottawa, so she got a front-row-seat to all that trucker nonsense a while back. She has a long list of adjectives for them. π
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@ColesStreetPothole @WrenArcher My PCP doesn't have a good grasp on slang and swear words. He's got the basics, but I'm teaching him some new stuff. I need to translate some of it to Spanish for him too. Maybe some sign language while I'm at it.
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