I dreamed I was back at Apple (stress dreams again), attended an internal rehearsal for WWDC, and watched the entire keynote.
So, I just want to say that if SwiftUI for Windows is announced in June, I'm some kind of witch and should be burned at the stake.
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@jamesthomson Imagine
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@jamesthomson did you put in your fake nose? Do you float in water?
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@jamesthomson was the dream triggered by this https://mastodon.social/@airspeedswift/113855681204215898?
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@mario No, I never even saw that!
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@jamesthomson It's nice to have someone to blame, but it's easier to build the fire in Cupertino.
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@jamesthomson too late for the annual pickies unfortunately
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@marlies That if anything, proves I am not a prophet.
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@jamesthomson maybe a bit of a Kassandra tho
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@marlies Sadly accurate!
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@jamesthomson At first I was like Swift for windows is a thing, then I reread and saw the UI.
If you become some Oracle of Glasgow, Iโm worried which of your prophetic visions will come true.
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@VonWalther Me too!
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@jamesthomson @VonWalther Einstein said God does not play dice. Hawking said he does. Which is it, James? https://www.hawking.org.uk/in-words/lectures/does-god-play-dice
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@davidjarman @VonWalther I would probably go with Einstein!
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@jamesthomson Thatโs one way to make Windows development even worse.
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@jamesthomson #YellowBoxForEver #Rhapsody
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@jamesthomson I look forward to using ProgressView().progressViewStyle(.randomTimeRemaining)
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@jamesthomson Iโm ready!
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