Ancestors

Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-11-17 at 16:06

i'm a girl trapped in a boy's body. literally. somebody cut it open and get me out, i feel pretty cramped being encased in all this slimy flesh

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-11-17 at 16:42

posting this from the church bathroom btw

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-11-17 at 17:03

i hate that i find some of the boys around my age at church cute. like that happens less often than with girls why does it have to be the ones who want me dead 😭

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 16:59

there's a guy at church who's always covered in maga/thin blue line/american flag themed clothes and he looks EXACTLY like this mf from the polar express

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 18:01

theres also a lot of old ladies in really cute outfits. i wanna wear them all one day even though im a teenage trans girl and id look a century in the past

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 20:46

also there's this one guy who's an academic involved in geopolitics of some sort, my family used to go to small group at his house back when we both went to a different church before both leaving cause it went woke, lol

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 21:00

recently he's been getting really into demonology, and constantly asks the pastor to cast out all these demons that are apparently lurking in the sanctuary. it's funny to see the pastor listlessly waving his hands going through the motions as fast as possible

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-22 at 16:47

my church just used blatant ai art for an event announcement ew ew ew

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-22 at 17:02

yall during worship a guy's phone ringtone went off while they were doing that play-the-piano-while-saying-psuedoinspirational-platitudes bullshit, and those corporate chimes fit PERFECTLY, like they were part of the band lol

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-22 at 17:49

going to my church really shows how voice is lowkey the most important thing for passing. i bet a solid 25% of women here would totally get accused of being trans satanists tryna infiltrate by these conservative mfs if their pitch and resonance was a bit more masculine, and they spoke and carried themselves with less cisfidence

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 17:17

the people in charge of the projector at my family's church are bafflingly incompetent, like half the time at least they always mess some shit up with the lyrics or something

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 17:23

oh there's a lady i don't think i've seen before here who's as tall as me and has slightly cooler outfit than usual, sudden gender envy coming on

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 17:45

After the sermon, most people go into the fellowship hall and start talking. I don't believe any of them can actually hear each other cause of how much talking there is at once. It makes me want to die. They must be hallucinating the response they think they hear, responding to that, and watching their conversation partner do the same.

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