Ancestors

Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-11-17 at 16:06

i'm a girl trapped in a boy's body. literally. somebody cut it open and get me out, i feel pretty cramped being encased in all this slimy flesh

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-11-17 at 16:42

posting this from the church bathroom btw

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-11-17 at 17:03

i hate that i find some of the boys around my age at church cute. like that happens less often than with girls why does it have to be the ones who want me dead 😭

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 16:59

there's a guy at church who's always covered in maga/thin blue line/american flag themed clothes and he looks EXACTLY like this mf from the polar express

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 18:01

theres also a lot of old ladies in really cute outfits. i wanna wear them all one day even though im a teenage trans girl and id look a century in the past

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 20:46

also there's this one guy who's an academic involved in geopolitics of some sort, my family used to go to small group at his house back when we both went to a different church before both leaving cause it went woke, lol

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-08 at 21:00

recently he's been getting really into demonology, and constantly asks the pastor to cast out all these demons that are apparently lurking in the sanctuary. it's funny to see the pastor listlessly waving his hands going through the motions as fast as possible

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-22 at 16:47

my church just used blatant ai art for an event announcement ew ew ew

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-22 at 17:02

yall during worship a guy's phone ringtone went off while they were doing that play-the-piano-while-saying-psuedoinspirational-platitudes bullshit, and those corporate chimes fit PERFECTLY, like they were part of the band lol

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2024-12-22 at 17:49

going to my church really shows how voice is lowkey the most important thing for passing. i bet a solid 25% of women here would totally get accused of being trans satanists tryna infiltrate by these conservative mfs if their pitch and resonance was a bit more masculine, and they spoke and carried themselves with less cisfidence

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 17:17

the people in charge of the projector at my family's church are bafflingly incompetent, like half the time at least they always mess some shit up with the lyrics or something

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 17:23

oh there's a lady i don't think i've seen before here who's as tall as me and has slightly cooler outfit than usual, sudden gender envy coming on

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 17:45

After the sermon, most people go into the fellowship hall and start talking. I don't believe any of them can actually hear each other cause of how much talking there is at once. It makes me want to die. They must be hallucinating the response they think they hear, responding to that, and watching their conversation partner do the same.

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-12 at 18:13

im so jealous of this one friend group of teenage girls here, fuck my shitty tranny life

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-19 at 17:30

as someone who's tasted cardboard, this church's communion wafers taste like cardboard

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Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-20 at 00:41

my parents went off on a back and forth rant about how both the sermon and worship, for a while now, has apparently been so riddled with theological problems that they're considering leaving us kids home from church. cause they don't think we're discerning enough to firmly tell that so much of it is an evil tool of satan.

i hope this happens, would be a funny way to get out of church

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Written by evin on 2025-01-20 at 03:57

@detondev lol wut, your parents are acting like me when i was starting to rebel against catholic doctrine, i wasn't ready to give up the sense of catholic identity so instead i decided the things i disagreed with weren't really catholic teaching and the whole church and priest was wrong about them, basically i was the only real catholic

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Toot

Written by 🌀 𝖊 𝖓 𝖆 𝔯 𝔤 𝔢 𝔦 𝔞 🌀 on 2025-01-20 at 04:17

@yujiri historically we've church hopped a lot cause my parents keep getting mad at them for being too woke or saying anything off their theology or being too focused on growing and making money (they still don't get that they're all actually tax-exempt businesses)

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