Ancestors

Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 01:59

Hey y'all in just a few minutes #Monsterdon watch party will commence featuring tthe Original Bee Movie!

Follow the hashtag if you want to follow along! BEWARE by all accounts this movie's gonna sting so if you can't handle it you will want to filter this hashtag do worries I understand!

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:01

This #Monsterdon starts off strong with a fatality even before the opening credits!

Also features Will Smith but not THAT Will Smith

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:06

Boing chick-a boom

Lalalalalala

Ding dididi ding! :ablobblewobbleslow:

[#]Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:10

We be ballin :bloblewd: #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:12

The mojo levels in this #Monsterdon movie aught to be illegal

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:16

Dudes jealous of how they guy dies I can't even

[#]Monsterdon #ComingAndGoing

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:23

Is this #Monsterdon is what happens when Americans try to make a European movie? All the tiddies and bumcheeks and ballin' sheesh

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Toot

Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:24

She is sooo bee-youtiful! #Monsterdon

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Descendants

Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:27

"Dead of a massive you-know-what"

No. I don't know what :blobtonguewink: #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:34

Wow that's uh...quite the Zen Den #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:42

Coming home late because "I'm gonna be nose down and ass up for another couple of hours" at work

Oh man The 1970s is dialled up to 11 on this #Monsterdon geeeeez

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:47

Can we go back to watching the high school science film about bees please? I am cringing inside out this ballin' got my skin crawlin' #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:52

All that trouble she should've just run him over with a car and saved us all from...that #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:56

Wearing big dark sunglasses and seemingly wearing nothing under the labcoat nothing sus about that at all #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 02:57

Holy Ooblek Batman this is getting weird #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 03:01

That was one HELL of a spa treatment :blobwoah: #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 03:08

Aww dang thought she was gonna ball a cop to death how disappointing

Oh well at least we didn't have to watch it :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 03:13

Nothing wrong with the shades but now they are Suspiciously Lesbian I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 03:18

Despite the boo bees and bums and thirstiness I think we can all say for certain this is NOT an erotic movie at all #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 03:23

What all they had to do was shoot a computer to make the bee girls melt down?

What even is this movie? #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 03:24

Talk Nerdy to me :bloblewd: #Monsterdon

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 03:27

Computer go boom

Horny but sterile nuclear bee girl colony collapse

THE END

The most thirsty but least sexy movie I have ever seen in my life, but still fun to riff on

Thanks for hosting this #Monsterdon Mojo Overload @Taweret !

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Written by 4 8 15 16 23 42 on 2025-01-20 at 03:19

@msh quite the opposite

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-20 at 03:30

@Taweret I know right? You have to try really REALLY hard to make a movie with Swedish levels of T and A so unsexy as this #Monsterdon

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Written by So many dynamos on 2025-01-20 at 03:33

@msh @Taweret Something about the actors' desire to succeed seemed pathetic to me personally #monsterdon

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Written by Marcus on 2025-01-27 at 06:36

@msh You okay? Where are today's monster toots??

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Written by Mark Shane Hayden on 2025-01-27 at 13:48

@puzzled no worries, the monsters didn't get me last week! Just didn't get home in time to participate.

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