Ancestors

Written by Jon Moore on 2025-01-19 at 15:24

Currently sitting in the stands by myself at a swim meet. I have a text thread with some other parents of kids on the team, and have been left to my own devices to amuse myself over 3-4 hours.

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Written by Jon Moore on 2025-01-19 at 15:25

Some of my input to the text thread follows.

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Toot

Written by Jon Moore on 2025-01-19 at 15:27

Me: They are playing Milli Vanilli for a hot heat and I am not quite sure what to make of that

Other parent, giving the correct answer: Lip sync to it

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Descendants

Written by Jon Moore on 2025-01-19 at 15:27

Me, later: We have now moved on to One Direction, which makes me think fondly of my days in a popular boy band

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Written by Jon Moore on 2025-01-19 at 15:27

Me: Well, a former life, really. Back in the year 867 AD I toured briefly with Gregory and the Boyz, where we performed hits such as “Pia Jesu Domine, Gurl”, “My Heart Belongs to Christ (But You’re a Hot Second)”, and “I Can Sing More Than One Note When You’re Around.” The group fell apart when Gregory wanted to take all the songwriting credit. But everyone really knew it was just a straightforward combination of Old Roman Chant and Gallican Chant.

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