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Written by Sarah Brown on 2025-01-19 at 07:19

France is a ridiculous country with a ridiculous time zone.

“It is twenty past eight”

No. It isn’t. And it’s still dark. You’re only lying to yourselves.

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Written by Sarah Brown on 2025-01-19 at 07:28

Yesterday @zoe was like, “let’s get wine”

And knowing we were corkscrew challenged, I was like, “ok, but it has to be screw top”

And she’s like, “you sure they have that in France?”

And I’m like, “of course they do! It’s not Portugal!”

(Portugal is the largest cork producer in the world. Using screw top wine bottles is treason).

And sure enough, there it was. With a screw top.

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Written by Kris Hardy ☀️⛱️ on 2025-01-19 at 08:07

@goatsarah @zoe I'm really curious. Is it just Portugal, US, Canada and Mexico that use corks for wine? We use screw tops in Aotearoa New Zealand. My memory is that Switzerland uses screw tops.

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Written by Zoë O'Connell on 2025-01-19 at 08:12

@nonlinear @goatsarah Most wine in France uses corks. But more variable in the UK but still predominantly cork. Portugal is unusual for having NO screw tops.

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Written by Sarah Brown on 2025-01-19 at 09:12

@zoe @nonlinear ITS TREASON!

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