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Written by Tofu Golem on 2025-01-15 at 20:18

Destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick is a wholesome and endearing activity.

Dear South Koreans,

Never stop being awesome.

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Written by Veronica on 2025-01-15 at 20:31

@tofugolem

This needs to be said more.

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Written by rootfake on 2025-01-15 at 21:00

@v_claire @tofugolem it's amazing, destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick is a wholesome and endearing traditional activity across so many cultures. Truly the unity we all need in these trying times

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Written by malte on 2025-01-17 at 10:47

@rootfake @v_claire @tofugolem it's so curious how it was the spinning kick amongst all the kicks that emerged as the most practiced 🧐

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Written by Frank Podmore 🌹✊ on 2025-01-17 at 11:17

@malte Historians hypothesise that the spinning kick's popularity is due to the fact that it's the most wholesome and endearing way to destroy Elon Musk's testicles

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Written by malte on 2025-01-17 at 11:34

@frankpodmore i would have to agree. spinning, thus creating a circle, circle that symbolizes Elon Musk's testicles, though as a movement inherently ephemeral, as ephemeral as Elon Musk's balls. The warm embrace of the Ouroboros.

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Written by Frank Podmore 🌹✊ on 2025-01-17 at 11:47

@malte Exactly. A Marxist would argue that it enacts the historical cycle of revolution and reaction, that even in the very moment of destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spin kick, wholesome and endearing though it may be, the modes of capitalist production are reified

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