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Written by HTTP 1.1/418 [volts/amps] Teapot on 2025-01-16 at 19:59

Okay, so, for years I’ve heard the joke about how different Us services interpret the order “secure that building.” Has it been updated to include Space Force, yet? If so, how?

[version I’ve heard: 1. USMC storms the building and kills everyone inside. 2. Army sets up a perimeter and roadblocks with checkpoints for several blocks around the building. 3. Navy locks the doors on their way out. 4. USAF: gets a 5 year lease with option to buy.]

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Written by Kee Hinckley on 2025-01-16 at 20:08

@rmd1023 Maybe the Space Force blurs out the roof on Google maps.

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Written by Tinchocongruent on 2025-01-17 at 13:03

@rmd1023 as far as I know that hasn't been updated.

Neither has this old classic.

What does Army stand for? Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet.

What does Marine stand for? My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

What does Navy stand for? Never Again Volunteer Yourself.

What does the Air Force stand for? Nothing whatsoever.

Note that US Coast Guard never seems to show up in these jokes, so maybe Space Force won't, either.

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Written by Blake Leonard on 2025-01-19 at 17:21

@rmd1023 here's a civilian guess: space force does not understand the concept of "building". is it like a type of satellite?

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Written by AMS on 2025-01-19 at 18:00

@rmd1023 Instruct ULA to buy it on a Cost+ basis?

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