Ancestors

Written by Hazuki Yuki 葉月膤 ❄️ 🏳️‍⚧️ on 2025-01-16 at 03:26

ok now Google is going to delete my Google Play developer account I had for the past 15 years because I haven't used it

time to make some bullshit app in the next 5 days? idk

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Written by Hazuki Yuki 葉月膤 ❄️ 🏳️‍⚧️ on 2025-01-16 at 03:32

I considered a few avenues for preventing them to close my account, here's the one trick I found

I have some LEDs, and in the process of linking them to Home Assistant I found the brand was just an OEM and I found the original company making them, and the process of making an OEM app myself is ridiculously easy

So I'm just gonna make a bullshit one, upload that to Google Play, and hope they're happy

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Toot

Written by Hazuki Yuki 葉月膤 ❄️ 🏳️‍⚧️ on 2025-01-16 at 03:33

Another avenue I considered is an app where the only feature is showing the color purple

that could as well be funny

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Descendants

Written by Hazuki Yuki 葉月膤 ❄️ 🏳️‍⚧️ on 2025-01-17 at 03:59

Turns out they want me to upload my ID, too

The catch: the only ID I have is an expired health insurance card which is often not considered a valid ID and there's no photo on it for pandemic reasons, to boot

Québec really need to step up in the ID game, for real

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Written by Hazuki Yuki 葉月膤 ❄️ 🏳️‍⚧️ on 2025-01-17 at 23:08

oh yeah, they need to review my ID before I can publish or update an app, which can take a while

and it's Friday night

we're fucked

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Written by Stephen Therry on 2025-01-16 at 07:19

@yuki do this one. The home LED app thingy always looks easy until you actually do it. You just have 5 days, and you risk lacking time to make the app really functional.

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Written by Stephen Therry on 2025-01-17 at 19:48

@yuki I just had an idea: a soft flashlight: just the screen entirely white. People can use the light from the screen to see in the dark.

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Written by kie/qui on 2025-01-17 at 23:13

@yuki email google if you're desperate, they're usually pretty good with giving extensions

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