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Written by Legit_Spaghetti on 2025-01-15 at 17:12

Everyone's talking about Q3 and Q4 metrics and what our KPIs look like and how we're going to really juice the roadmap, and I'm thinking to myself, humans weren't meant to measure time in Qs.

We were meant to measure our path through time by the motion of stars and planets in a clear night sky.

Do product management based on solstices and equinoxes, is what I'm saying. Make project managers more like wizened old Druids and less like angry accountants. Live a little.

[#]OfficeLife #WaterCooler

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Written by paul on 2025-01-15 at 21:25

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Written by Cătă on 2025-01-15 at 21:31

@amiserabilist I laughed more than I should have!

@Legit_Spaghetti

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Written by paul on 2025-01-15 at 21:35

@petrescatraian

that's all i ask for.

however the time and effort i put into shitposting is concerning.

@Legit_Spaghetti

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Written by Cătă on 2025-01-15 at 21:42

@amiserabilist There's never too much time and effort when you dedicate it to shitposting. If you manage to, you have a high risk of getting a quality shitpost.

@Legit_Spaghetti

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Written by paul on 2025-01-15 at 21:45

@petrescatraian

shitposting is love, shitposting is life.

@Legit_Spaghetti

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