Ancestors

Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:26

We aim to make your PC experience 200% worse by 2030

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Written by Princess Serena Star✨️ on 2025-01-13 at 07:29

@microsoft@lea.pet okay but will you do it with Windows 11 or will you make Windows 12 so you get more people to buy boxed software

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Toot

Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:30

@Starcross@mk.absturztau.be all of the above

• more ads on windows 11

• even more on windows 12

• windows 12 will be sold in massive boxes for the smallest flash drive you've ever seen, just to maximize waste and maximize the suffocation of humanity in our benefit.

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Descendants

Written by Princess Serena Star✨️ on 2025-01-13 at 07:31

@microsoft@lea.pet Thank you, Microsoft.

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:34

@Starcross@mk.absturztau.be you're very welcome meatbag

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Written by Warrior of Latte :QueerCat_Enby: on 2025-01-13 at 07:36

@microsoft @Starcross i love maximized waste and the suffocation of humanity for your benefit! does it come with a free month of gamepass?

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:37

@warrioroflatte@labyrinth.zone @Starcross@mk.absturztau.be most definitely! bonus points if you steal your mother's credit card to pay for it beyond the free month of the subscription you realize you don't know how to cancel

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