I remember once, somebody wanted to demonstrate how a copier worked by having me put my hand on the copy screen. I was terrified that it was going to run my hand through that machine. At the time, I would’ve believed under normal circumstances that this person wouldn’t have hurt me, but I mean, come on, small kid, big machine, they just told me to put my hand on it and then close the lid over it. What would you do? Needless to say my right hand is still intact. No way I was giving them the left one. I’m left-handed.
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@evilcookies98 I was introduced to the concept of copiers being able to scan more than just paper when someone told me about the (apparently very common) practice of sitting on the copier and photocopying your butt. I figured if that stayed intact. anything else would too.
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@simon are there ever days that you just wish you could run yourself through a copier so that the other you could take care of life things and you could just chill?
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@evilcookies98 Yes, but I want any copies of me to share memories and experiences. Maybe whenever any two or more copies are asleep their brains can sync up.
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@simon I like that. What’s the first thing you would do if you could copy yourself?
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