Ancestors

Written by A Reptile Dysfunction :verified_dragon: on 2025-01-08 at 01:28

if you have an animal avatar or post a picture of an animal, whether it is a photograph or artwork, please understand that there is a 100% chance i have pet you. either by using my mouse pointer to scritch you on the snoot or between the ears, or using my finger if you showed up on mobile. no creature is immune from my wrath :dragnyell:

(i don't think i've posted this in awhile and certainly not on this instance, so, fedi beings beware)

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Toot

Written by Brian Campbell on 2025-01-08 at 01:58

@dragonminded Ash is one of the few bunnies I know that actually likes his belly being pet.

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Descendants

Written by A Reptile Dysfunction :verified_dragon: on 2025-01-08 at 01:59

@unlambda ash now lives in a post-being-pet world. i hope you feel good having done this to him.

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Written by Brian Campbell on 2025-01-08 at 01:59

@dragonminded I do!

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