Ancestors

Written by A Reptile Dysfunction :verified_dragon: on 2025-01-08 at 01:28

if you have an animal avatar or post a picture of an animal, whether it is a photograph or artwork, please understand that there is a 100% chance i have pet you. either by using my mouse pointer to scritch you on the snoot or between the ears, or using my finger if you showed up on mobile. no creature is immune from my wrath :dragnyell:

(i don't think i've posted this in awhile and certainly not on this instance, so, fedi beings beware)

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Toot

Written by A Reptile Dysfunction :verified_dragon: on 2025-01-08 at 01:39

anyone reacting to this post will be pet, also.

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Descendants

Written by EtherAndRhum on 2025-01-08 at 01:43

@dragonminded ok then. #catsofmastodon

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Written by A Reptile Dysfunction :verified_dragon: on 2025-01-08 at 01:44

@EtherNRhum that thing has been so pet.

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Written by EtherAndRhum on 2025-01-08 at 02:12

@dragonminded Keep going.

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Written by A Reptile Dysfunction :verified_dragon: on 2025-01-08 at 02:13

@EtherNRhum additional pets deployed. pray i do not deploy even more.

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Written by EtherAndRhum on 2025-01-08 at 02:18

@dragonminded Midnight is a true attention whore. He’s here for that wrath.

See this pic? He’s challenging you to give it your best shot.

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Written by A Reptile Dysfunction :verified_dragon: on 2025-01-08 at 02:20

@EtherNRhum that thingy is getting so pet under the chin and next to the ears and right above the bridge of his nose and if he doesn't get away in time i am going for the spot just next to the tail. he is not going to survive.

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Written by EtherAndRhum on 2025-01-08 at 02:36

@dragonminded oh, really? #cats

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Written by A Reptile Dysfunction :verified_dragon: on 2025-01-08 at 02:37

@EtherNRhum i can see the weariness in his eyes as i continue to pet him.

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