if you have an animal avatar or post a picture of an animal, whether it is a photograph or artwork, please understand that there is a 100% chance i have pet you. either by using my mouse pointer to scritch you on the snoot or between the ears, or using my finger if you showed up on mobile. no creature is immune from my wrath :dragnyell:
(i don't think i've posted this in awhile and certainly not on this instance, so, fedi beings beware)
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anyone reacting to this post will be pet, also.
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@dragonminded ok then. #catsofmastodon
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@EtherNRhum that thing has been so pet.
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@dragonminded Keep going.
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@EtherNRhum additional pets deployed. pray i do not deploy even more.
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@dragonminded Midnight is a true attention whore. He’s here for that wrath.
See this pic? He’s challenging you to give it your best shot.
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@EtherNRhum that thingy is getting so pet under the chin and next to the ears and right above the bridge of his nose and if he doesn't get away in time i am going for the spot just next to the tail. he is not going to survive.
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@dragonminded oh, really? #cats
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@EtherNRhum i can see the weariness in his eyes as i continue to pet him.
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@dragonminded Ash is one of the few bunnies I know that actually likes his belly being pet.
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@unlambda ash now lives in a post-being-pet world. i hope you feel good having done this to him.
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@dragonminded I do!
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@dragonminded o... oh? Pets? For dergens? :dragnfloshed:
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@baralheia you had better believe you have already been scritched right on your snoot and inbetween the eyes and behind the horns and down the side of your neck already because u liked all 3 posts in quick succession. i'm afraid even dragons cannot escape me
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@dragonminded happy rumblepurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs :dragnmelt: :dragnheart:
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@dragonminded
You're a kobold petter??? 💙💙💙
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@KinkyKobolds you are not immune from my wrath. you are getting scritches right along your jaw and behind your horns AS WE SPEAK :dragnyell:
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@dragonminded
We're actually grinning IRL from this. Thank you. 💙
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@KinkyKobolds You're welcome~
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