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Written by Heather Buchel on 2025-01-03 at 20:54

Ranch needs to have at least this much dill and herb showing otherwise it is just gross milk sauce.

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Written by The Turtle on 2025-01-03 at 21:10

@hbuchel if it's "ranch," shouldn't it have some horse poop and pickup truck parts in it?

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Written by Matt Thomas on 2025-01-03 at 22:29

@hbuchel I don’t know what it says about me that “milk sauce” sounds kinda delicious…

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Written by d2718 on 2025-01-04 at 02:01

@hbuchel That much ranch in one spot makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little. 🤢

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Written by Heather Buchel on 2025-01-04 at 02:25

@d2718 you know, thats fair

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Written by Heather Buchel on 2025-01-04 at 02:27

@d2718 OH ALSO, I shook the jar to mix it, it was really only like a third of the way full

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Written by d2718 on 2025-01-04 at 05:16

@hbuchel 😂

STILL GROSS.

One third of a culinary abomination is still an abomination.

When I was in high school, I worked at an off-brand sub sandwich shop. We used to get mayonnaise in cube-shaped cardboard boxes with cube-shaped plastic liners that contained cube-shaped tumors of mayo. I used to wretch while scraping it out of the punctured gelatinous cube shape into an actual container.

This is just making me have flashbacks.

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