Pitch: Adblock Wrapped. A year’s-end review of the worst ads you didn’t see.
“More like BLOCKEDchain; you sidestepped 3,400 attempts to sell you shitcoins this year.”
Categories include estimating how many hours of troubleshooting malware you didn’t have to do.
A game of exquisite corpse which pairs a top ten of worst AI Slop images with unrelated clickbait headlines.
Bios of the corporate execs you uninvited from your home by disabling telemetry. The things they wanted to know about you.
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A tally of every sponsored product result, and sum of how many dollars you’d have spent if you had bought them all.
Measuring the amount of data you didn’t have to transfer. Graphs for unlucky Comcast users, comparing it against their data cap per month.
Oh no this started as a shitpost but I’m starting to believe
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How many Moby Dick’s worth of JavaScript bloat did you politely decline
If every tracking pixel had been a regular pixel, what would your new screen resolution be
Most egregious misinformation you might have believed
An award for the least credible product review
How long would your computer scream in agony if given life
I’m imagining it progressively becoming less grounded in reality until eventually devolving into Zalgo text.
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