Many have tried to figure out the answer, but we still don't fully understand how clams are so cool.
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@dantheclamman It's because clams are related to the Blue Oyster Cult.
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my hypothesis is that clams just didn't see the point of the fad of being a warm-blooded high metabolism capitalist tool.
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