Remember kids - it's a common misconception that santa flies along being towed by reindeer the entire way - reindeer are actually incapable of sustaining thrust for such a long journey.
In actuality, santa uses the reindeer as a booster to enter low-earth orbit, then the spent reindeer are detached to safely burn up upon re-entry into the earth's atmosphere. Santa can make his present deliveries as he orbits the earth and then he has ~11 months for his orbit to decay enough for him to return to the planet for the cycle to repeat again next year!
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ICBM - Interstellar Christmas Benevolence Machine 🎁
"But Rose, how does Santa change his orbital inclination? And how does he throw the presents with such accuracy that they fall down the chimney without being damaged by the impact or by re-entry to the atmosphere?"
Ah, well that's just magic
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