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Written by Jann Horn on 2024-12-15 at 15:09

I have some headphones which are very clearly designed for outdoor activities (they are IP67) but the accompanying documentation says "Keep the product away from [...] direct sunlight, [...]"

vampire headphones, clearly

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Written by Siguza on 2024-12-15 at 18:28

@jann that's like when clothing says to not wash it hotter than 30°C, my brother in Christ my body is 37°C!

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Written by Jann Horn on 2024-12-15 at 18:34

@siguza clothing care instructions: "do not sweat"

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Written by Bill Sideris :verified: on 2024-12-16 at 01:04

@siguza @jann

Under the product instructions it clearly states it should not be exposed to contact with humans.

It's your fault and the warranty is void.

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