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Written by kianryan ☑️🐙🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-14 at 17:43

My feed looks like:

Flu, flue, flu, flu, (boobies), flu, flue, flu, flu, clucking Wes Streeting, flu, flu, flu.

Has the entire of UK Mastodon collectively got flu this week?

Every last one?

Is this a conspiracy by Big Network? ...

Or are we all just massively immuno-compromised after "the Event" and don't want to really clucking admit it.

...

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Descendants

Written by Kincaid on 2024-12-14 at 20:43

@kianryan there's something sub-plague going around, certainly

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Written by Kincaid on 2024-12-14 at 20:43

@kianryan tho I have sad lack of bewbs...

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Written by kianryan ☑️🐙🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-12-17 at 09:41

@kincaid

According to big media, we'll all have them soon enough.

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Written by Kincaid on 2024-12-17 at 10:50

@kianryan hope not, would never get out of bed...

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Written by Robee? Na! 🌈 on 2024-12-14 at 20:51

@kianryan Staying free of it here!

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